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nudy

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cos ostanio malo wrzucam tworczosci... hm



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ta wiem, sporo napisalem..
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dziwna bajka

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dziwne meme , czyajcie nizej ;p

Dear :iconraptorzysko:


I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When I threw up Outside of Chicago and I saw you Ignore Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember Our friendship .

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-yano-






RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service



9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
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tagniety przez :iconwen-m:  ;)


1) When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
ke?

2) When was the last time you said "I love you," to someone other than your family?
wczoraj wieczorem powiedzialem to :iconraptorzysko: :*


3) Why am I doing this?!
pies mi kazał, podszedl i powiedzial zrob to OR ELSE.....

4) Do you like animals?
lubie koty, delfiny i ssaki naczelne, reszta raczej średnio ;p (chyba ze jeść xD)

5) Do you play any instruments?
gram na psp ;p

7) Do you like DA?
kiedys lubilem, teraz tak rzadko cos wrzucam ze DA nie lubi mnie wiec i ja go nie lubie xD

8) What hobbies do you have?
sa wypisane pod spodem ;p

9) Who on dA do you know in real life?
pare osob, a zwłaszcza :iconraptorzysko: :>


10) Do you use the chatrooms?
tylko raz na ruski rok zeby powkręcac idotów ze jestem laską :p

11) Are you a girl or a boy?
to pytanie jest zbyt intymne! brak komentarza!

12) Would you consider yourself crazy?
NIE!! niE! Nie! NIEEE!!!!! nigdy! NIE jeStEM!!!!!! hm..

13) When is your bedtime?
w nocy..

14) List 10 random things about yourself.

1- jestem leniwy..
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co lubie ? ,p

1 min read
no i po swietach i tej całej szopce, w koncu troche luzu :p
ale mało go bedzie bo zaraz sesja -__-


ale tymczasem male quizo-coś (chociaz pewnie nikogo to nie interere)

"Zabawa polega na tym że jeśli skomentujesz tego journala, dam Ci literkę, po czym musisz stworzyć własnego journala, w którym wypiszesz 10 lubianych przez siebie rzeczy rozpoczynających się na literę przeze mnie nadaną."

dostalem od :iconraptorzysko: literke D wiec bedzie ciezko :p

1 dobre żarcie
2 dowcipy
3 discworld
4 DNA
5 death note
6 dwarf (krasnoludy)
7 Dawkins Richard
8 dawać radość
9 Dio
10 dupa! (musialem to wpsiac , ale nie chodzi o organ tylko o brak pomysłu na ostatnią rzecz ;p)
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